Guess what I bought today? A cat-print shirt for twelve bucks! Yeah, that's right! I guess if you don't really know me all that well, this probably seems like a bit of a pointless remark. But, that was one of the great things about today! I kind of want to pop out the lenses of my 3D glasses I got from going to see Underworld 3D, put on my best "I have an app for that" face, some leggings and pose as a hipster at the Apple store tomorrow. Ask big-world questions at the Genius bar just to see the faces. Maybe I will! I'll probably just go visit the animal shelter instead. Maybe try and bond with one of the cats and train it to come home with me.
My upstairs neighbours have now started their partying for the evening. They're music choice tonight is "Dog Days Are Over." Weird... before they were playing Kanye and Jay-Z's song about a Parisian excursion (I'm not saying the title. Go look it up if you're a Curious George). It will probably start to smell like pot from our ceiling vents in about an hour. That's how they take their naps, clouded in THC. Not to be confused with TLC the R&B band. My neighbours don't go chasing waterfalls.
I'm never really sure where to start when I'm given a blank page. My instinct is usually to try and cover it with as many words or doodles as my hand can possibly allow. Sometimes I like to imagine I am a badass writer, a vigilante of the pen. I'd be chewing a toothpick and give one-word answers like Ryan Gosling always does. It works for him, why can't it work for me? Just write a big "NOPE" on a paper and hand it in to a prof. Not even add punctuation, no exclamation point, no period, no ellipses; nothing but "NOPE."I hope this first blog of mine is interesting enough for you to want to come back for more! I'm not going to sell my blog like a pimp would, though. That's degrading to Times New Roman. Buuuuttt, in that hypothetical situation where I could sell my blog in a syntactically-suggestive way, I'd tell you that "there's more where this came from!" That's when I'd do a whistle and try to wink without looking like I have a facial twitch.
I'm not going to apologize for that little blurb up-top. That's just kind of what happens when I talk to people. I know this is writing, but, I always feel like I should be writing what I'd normally say, even if it is a bit strange, cat video-related, or a bit off-balance.
Well, I guess I should go. You guys probably have a lot of hardcore stuff to do tonight. I'll probably read War and Peace before going to bed... GOTCHA! I'll be playing Robot Unicorn Attack, who am I kidding?
Oh, and I thought I'd let the best Drama teacher in the world say "Hello" on my behalf: http://youtu.be/x8a_rN6Ne10
Late-ress on the menjay!
